All Girls Are Evil

One of my professors posted this up to try to teach us that truth and validity are different, and that they vary with every circumstance. I already did my assignment for his class, so I will not be talking about that. just wanted to share this video because I thought it was hilarious. Hey, I guess after all WE ARE THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL!!!!! muahahahahahaah

Crime in Colombia

I wanted to share this video, because it was really shocking and because these events happened in the city I was born in. This video is from Bogota, Colombia and it shows people getting robbed. I knew this happened, and it has happened to my family members, but watching this video made me realize what they went through and it made me appreciate more living here in California. =] Even though these things happen in Colombia, it's still a beautiful country with beautiful and generous people, and I can't wait to go back to visit.

Computer Prank

Everytime I watch this video, it cracks me up. It's so hilarious! If I had a window facing the street I would totally do this prank on my roomate.

Venice Beach

This is exactly why I'M NOT a fan of Venice beach. There are just so many bums and "weird" people. I'd rather go to Santa Monica where it is much nicer.

Mikes Memoir #3

Mikes Memoir #3

If you thought yesterday was a day to remember, forget about it. Today Mike VanGalio experienced something that he’ll never forget.

While Mike was at the beach today, where he was getting nicely bronzed, he witnessed something that people would only believe if they saw a picture of it. Even though Mike had not had any alcoholic beverages in him, he couldn’t believe what he saw; a goat walking on the beach. Very far from the closest farm, Mike thought that the owner had abandoned his goat, but just at that very moment a scraggly looking man appeared from the ocean, calling for his goat. At this time Mike was shocked that a man let his goat roam free along the beach, but Mike had no idea what was going to happen minutes later. Just like any domesticated dog, the goat followed his owner down to the shore and began frolicking in the small waves. Very entertained, Mike went to take a closer look. At this time the owner called his goat out into the ocean and put him on his surf board. Mike said, “no way is that goat going to sur…” and before Mike could finish “surf” the goat was being pushed into a wave for it to surf on its own. As a surf enthusiast, Mike was stunned, excited, and honored to see a goat ride a surf board. Knowing that many people will never see that in their lifetime, Mike felt lucky that he snapped a picture so that he could tell that story for the rest of his life.  

Here is a video of the surfing goat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dJ1Turan2o&feature=youtube_gdata_player 

Mikes Memoir #2

Mikes Memoir #2

In the past 24 hours, Mike VanGalio experienced something that he’ll never forget, seeing music legend, DJ Quik in concert. For Mike, this was a memorable experience because he has an incredibly large passion for rap music, and DJ Quik was a pioneer in the game (industry). Although Mike was incredibly intoxicated, he was still able to remember and enjoy the show. The concert was great, but became especially memorable when DJ Quik brought out a bottle of Hennessey liquor and gave Mike a shot that he’ll never forget, even if it was the shot that put Mike in the brown-out stage of his drunkenness. For those of you who do not know what “browning-out” is, it’s where you have had too much to drink and do not have complete memory loss of the night, but do not remember everything that has happened. Now that you’ve been educated on browning-out, after the concert Mike VanGalio continued to party and this is where his brown-out went into effect. He knew that he left the concert, but didn’t remember going to bed. In the morning, Mike woke up smelling of high quality liquor and hot pockets, leading him to head straight to the gym in order to legitimize his title of Golden God. While Mike was sculpting his body into a masterpiece, he couldn’t help but reflect on his night and how awesome it was, just like him. One thing is for sure, the last 24 hours for Mike were unforgettable, just like him.

Mike's Memoir #1

Today the Mike VanGalio got accepted to law school. Then, went to a funeral to pay his respects and unsuprisingly stole the spotlight. As he confidently sat in the pew he was bombarded with compliments and encouragement by fellow funeral goers. As he embraced the loss of a friend he knew that life could only get better. Later, at the wake, the environment was more relaxed and people where enjoying the time spent with their loved ones. As Mike made his way through the party, he stumbled upon an elderly women who complimented him on his ridiculously stunning good looks. As Mike made small talk with this women, she proceeded to inform him that she was too much of a women for him to handle and that Mike needed to move along. Confused....No, shocked! That any women would think she could be too much for the manliest of all men, Mike VanGalio, he had to investigate. The elderly women, Betsy, insisted that at the ripe age of 87, was too feisty for the young, tan, and in his sexual prime Mike VanGalio. As Mike argued that she couldn't be farther from the truth, Betsy insisted that her 70 year old son wouldn't approve of her dating a young and incredibly handsome man like Mike VanGalio. At this time, Mike exclaimed, "What the fuck!" He didn't know whether to be more confused that Betsy thought he wanted to date her, or the fact that Betsy had a son that was old enough to be Mike's grandfather, making Besty old enough to be Mike's great grandmother. Now more disgusted than anything, Mike had to escape the tight grip of Betsy the cougars hand from swiftly squeezing his tight buns of steel. Barely escaping the death grip of the cougar, Mike quickly paid his respects to the family and made sure to avoid Betsy on his way out. Full of courage, Mike proceeded to go out to the local night club and grind on every girl he saw, in hopes that Betsy the cougar did not find him in the alcohol saturated state of mind Mike drank himself into. Unfortunately, Mike woke up alone, but at least Betsy wasn't there!